Howdy Folks!

So, I feel the world would be honored to have the knowledge of my amazingly interesting life as a stay at home mom.  I also feel many mothers would benefit from my unique parenting style.  Ok, so really, I just need some where to openly vent.  Being a mom is HARD.  Being a mom of 3 small children is HARDER. Being a mom of 3 small children, while running a household, taking care of 2 dogs and 2 cats, learning to drive (which means not being able to drive) and having a husband who is always at work is the HARDEST.  I've come to find the best way to cope is having a sense of humor, and LOTS of caffeine, topped off with some pretty kickass friends and family.  I shall start with a fun story from yesterday.  While on the phone with my BBFF (yes, she does get an extra B, don't fight me on it) I got the genius idea to be an awesome mom and let my older two girls have marshmallows.  Snowman ones at that. My oldest daughter asks to hold the whole bag. I stupidly agree to this thinking how bad could it be.  Well I shall tell you how bad that could be.  Some how the idea to throw the awesome snowman shaped marshmallows at the running ceiling fan popped into their heads.  Those little suckers can FLY!  I mean really fly! It was like having one of those ball shooter things filled with snowman marshmallows attached to my living room ceiling. And all I could manage to do was laugh.  Right up until I realized I had to clean them all up with two of the most unreliable assistants in the world.